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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

We all love Anonโ€™s mom, that dirty cum dumpster.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 31 points 3 weeks ago
[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

The "tendies" thing ("nuggies" too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and "le bacon". It's so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though "being able to cook" (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We're already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

I love lentils ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

be you

wake up

cast spell

big bowl of lentils!

post lentils to lemmy

joy for all

[-] Wildly_Utilize@infosec.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago

lentils are awesome!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

We love beans? Did I miss the memo?

I'm down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it's easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Iโ€™ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

That "kinda" inserted in the middle of "she accepts me" is absolutely devastating

And that's his mom

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

The whole thing is cringe

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

His mum is a girl? Is OP a zygote?

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Also: >took really good care of me when I broke both my hands

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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