this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

We all love Anon’s mom, that dirty cum dumpster.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 31 points 10 months ago
[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The "tendies" thing ("nuggies" too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and "le bacon". It's so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though "being able to cook" (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We're already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love lentils 💜💜💜

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

be you

wake up

cast spell

big bowl of lentils!

post lentils to lemmy

joy for all

[–] Wildly_Utilize@infosec.pub 8 points 10 months ago

lentils are awesome!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We love beans? Did I miss the memo?

I'm down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it's easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That "kinda" inserted in the middle of "she accepts me" is absolutely devastating

And that's his mom

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

The whole thing is cringe

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 11 points 10 months ago

His mum is a girl? Is OP a zygote?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Also: >took really good care of me when I broke both my hands