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Anon dabbles in magic (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

4 is unlucky, one way you say it (shi) in japanese sounds exactly like death (shi), the other way you say 4 is "yon"

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago

When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I'm not Force sensitive. ๐Ÿ˜’

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Shit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?

[-] degen@midwest.social 20 points 2 weeks ago

Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but 50 is the new 60

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

yeah but if it does work you'll just think you're going senile

(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago

You and literally everyone else in the world

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol and your username

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2024
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