LOL but also don't feed bread to ducks. If you want to feed ducks, get some (frozen) peas instead.
We know but ducks are literally:
Mother
Fucking
BREAD 🍞 🦆
Tried this once and the ducks swam away in disgust :(
Weird, all the ducks I've ever met were nuts for peas.
If that shits garlic bread I'ma turn into a Canadian Goose if you stop bringing it out.
Animorphs! Child soldiers on their way to commit a war crime then study for an algebra test
Really depends on the bread. If it's like hard soda bread and unsalted butter, totally a thing I've had more than once, no thank you.
Red Lobster cheddar biscuits? Keep those motherfuckers coming. I only came here for the cheddar biscuits.
He's evolving!
Granted, from human to duck... but evolving nonetheless!
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