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Camping is in tents (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

You cannot run through a campsite. You can only ran through it.

Because it's past tents.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

I think the joke goes:

Why is camping considered an extreme sport?

Because it's always in tents!

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I like it 😊

[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Last time I went camping, i didn't use a tent. I used a hammock 😂

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I've always heard it as, "What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents."

Similar to another favorite of mine:

"This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water."

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

A man says to his doctor, "I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam!"

"Relax!" says the doctor, "You're two tents!"

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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