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Clothes dirty, code clean!

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[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I once wore a tie to a meeting and I swear it made all the dipshits in ties feel that their opinions on technology were as valid as mine.

I gave away all of my ties after that meeting.

The world just isn't safe for everyone else when us non-dipshits wear ties.

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

But what if I'm the dipshit? I fucking hate formal wear and I'll die before I willingly enjoy dressing up.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Good catch! But - anyone who is capable of asking "am I the dipshit?" almost certainly is not one.

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I just know I'm a bad engineer. No matter how hard I work to understand things like JS, large scale file organisation in a production codebase confuses me. Why is this a component? Why is this code in app.js and not in a component? Why do these things appear in this position on the page? Note that I'm still asking this with 3 YoE, so I don't feel great about myself haha.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

If anything, i respect people wearing suits and ties less than people wearing business casual.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's a well known fact that ties restrict the blood flow to the brain;

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The worst dressed nerd in a meeting is the most important one.

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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