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He has the bravery to tell it like it is.

He was sent by God to save America, doncha know?

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[-] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I am FLABBERGASTED. Big China is making this shit up, fooling us, and the average American doesn’t even notice that the government is lying to us. You’re inside the eye of the hurricane? Grow the fuck up! There is no hurricane, only weak minds. When I was young, I had to walk 15 miles to school EVERY DAY. Without shirt. And did I complain? No, because this is how national heroes are made. By sacrifice. You tell me a storm wiped away your house and the whole city is flooded? I say your mind is flooded. With weakness. I advise you to get out there and cast your vote. Trump 2024. Trump will drain your mind. You will see. And don’t say I didn’t tell you, because I did. You’re reading this right now, and you better listen to me.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 19 points 4 weeks ago

My mind does feel drained after reading this, so you didn't lie

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago

Something else feels drained too 🥛🍆

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 4 weeks ago

Even if there were a hurricane, that's what nukes are for!

[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 10 points 4 weeks ago

This got me wondering what would happen, and ofc there's a relevant XKCD: https://what-if.xkcd.com/23/

which ultimately links to this from the NOAA: http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago

Damn right! And I poop Hersey chocolates, too. You gotta try em! If anyone tells you it's shit, they're part of the woke-deep-state and are trying to bring us DOWN!

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

maybe make a deal with Trump.

Trump Chocolate

"I never tried them, but I hear they taste real good."

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

"extra nutty"

[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

Iv read this with trump voice in my head

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 13 points 4 weeks ago

Overlap of politics and shitposting xD

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

We've never been at war with Ba Sing Se :)

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

The thing about hurricanes, look, I like Hockey but nobody watches it. Ask anybody, not the Canadia-HEY, you know who likes Canada, but enough about pancakes...

[-] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Stahp, you're gonna give me brain whiplash

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ummm, is this how shitposting works? It's a serious question. I really don't know.

I'm no fan of Trump but I don't believe he said that. In fact, he was complaining about the Biden/Harris response to the hurricane. On the other hand, it wouldn't surprise me. So is there a source for this or we just don't care?

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I made it as the POV of a fictional Trump supporter.

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