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Anon's uncle is sick
(sh.itjust.works)
Blood for the blood god. Khorne loves him
There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.
Then and there?
No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.
Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate
About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.
It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population
Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%
Blood for the blood god.
Tendies for the tendie throne.
Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?
Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?
No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.
How come?
You've got me curious. Care to elaborate?
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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