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submitted 1 month ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You sure you didn't mix them up and now you're in the Japanese Mafia without a hot water tub?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'm just imagining a burley Japanese dude with tattoos everywhere, speaking broken english.

"Please.....remove your penis......from my butthole!"

It just doesn't translate to text. You gotta do the voice.

[-] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

when i first heard the word "bukkake" i thought it was a fancy Asian dessert.

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