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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Na, pretty sure the second panel should be the CEO quitting so he isn't around when it all falls down.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

When talking about CEOs quitting and getting their golden parachute, I always imagine them walking out of a skyscraper's open window and casually engaging the parachute and casually drifting away.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I always imagined it like IT crowd or that Monty Python sketch.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, that would be a third panel on both rows.

Not doing great --> pivot --> cash out

Doing great --> pivot --> cash out

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Or downsizing while things are going well to prove to investors how "lean" he can make it.

Which of course makes everything but the stock dividends WORSE.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

When the rich get bored they tank economies or blow millions of dollars on a 5-minute trip into the atmosphere.

When we get bored we get drunk and miss That Important Meeting on teams

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
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