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Here’s the idea- for the true patriots, we need something to set us apart since technically the American flag can be construed to include the gays, satanists, etc. I’m thinking some snazzy armbands! It would have to look good with any outfit though. Normally I would say, go with the classic red, white, and blue, but the blue might get washed out a bit since politicians wear blue suits a lot… so maybe we stick with just the red and white? Ooh and we’ll need a logo- something that will let everyone know exactly what we stand for. That can be in black, to stand out better. Does anyone have any ideas?

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[-] stanleytweedle@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

The logo should be symmetrical and represent the four pillars of American greatness- god, military, police, and job-creators. But also somehow show how those institutions are being broken by anti-Americans who hate freedom. Could be four lines like a plus sign but each line is bent. I think true patriots would really respond to that symbolism.

[-] starrox@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

To help it stand out on any occasion, you coud make full-body ties to wrap around your favourite uniform.

Since the US (and therefore, the master patriot de santis as well) also cares very much about social security, you could make little badges the highlight this very noble cause.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A pretty pattern! Something really easily recognizable! Something we would all be proud of.

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