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And I would swim 4000 miles and I would swim 4000 more. Just to be the whale who swam 8000 miles to see what that blowhole for.
DA DA DA
DA DA DA
Just absolutely demolishing the previous record set by The Pretenders.
Whale engages in normal behaviour for a migratory ocean dwelling species. Media: HoRnY sEx CeTaCeAnS
Did he get the sex?
Ladies if he wanted to, he would.
who knew whales could be wife guys?
I used to make fun of my friend for doing what we called the transcontinental booty call.
yes they know this because they were with him the whole way and the only questions he would answer were about sex and how to do it
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
the whaling massacre scene in Avatar 2 made me cry
Aw how romantic.
But also 
90 Day Fiancee
see you space cowboy
burying the lede here: "mrigakshi dixit" = best name ever
That ain’t his heart…
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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