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Happy birthday, peon
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... This is an AI pic and a probably fake description to go with it
This is not real.
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The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...
And the trash can right next to him
But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.
Somehow this room gives me Theme Hospital vibes which I never wanted to admit, hadn't I seen the real version. (Now I understand why my doctors were always depressed.)
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And his headset’s still on
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Ate without table -3
That should easily be -30.
Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.
~~At least there are no laws on the Rim~~
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Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.
Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.
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My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.
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I've never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it's the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.
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Coming in on his birthday
Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?
I always tell the months in advance that I'm going to take that day off. I haven't been denied, and if they did I would just take the day off anyway.
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This picture is pure art. Holy shit.
Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza
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