Wich SCP would you love to receive as Xmas present? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

As a Jeep Wrangler driver, I'd be lying if I didn't say one of the many rubber ducks.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

openssh scp, latest build.

[-] vext01 1 points 3 hours ago

Ok, I'll ask then: what is a SCP in this context?

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Secure Contain Protect. You're welcome.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

SCP-001

[-] ImminentOrbit@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Passage to SCP-4001, Avalon.

[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 13 hours ago

Is SCP-999 available to take home? I'm be happy to have a anti-depressant goo puppy!

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

WinSCP

[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

SCP Lemmy community mod here!

SCP-038, SCP-500 or SCP-458 are all great choices

[-] Dragonfruit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 16 hours ago

When SCP-113 comes in direct contact with the flesh of an organism possessing sex chromosomes, the organism's physical characteristics associated with gender and biological sex are transformed (including genetics and secondary sexual characteristics), either reversed or altered.

That's what everyone would choose right?

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

That drink machine that can give you literally any drink

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Idk, the pizza box that can generate any pizza from anywhere is a top contender imo.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

The only right answer

[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Pesterbot. Seems like a source of endless amusement.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago

The one with a safe pocket dimension so I could get some peace and quiet

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

SCP-6221, All I want for Christmas is you.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

I'm tree screaming for a white christmas...

Just like the trees that used to scream...

this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024

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