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You’re grounded! Go to your womb!
Dude's already there. What's he supposed to do, crawl back up the oviduct?
(... Oof. I don't even have those and I'm having sympathy pains for it.)
The mom is an accomplice and getaway driver
The press are calling him "The Umbilical Bandit"
Guy who owns the glove store
"Man business has been good this week!"
I mean, gloves work, too...
But think of every finger you need to get into the gloves. Pushing a whole Mona Lisa painting in the uterus seems to be the lesser inconvenience.
Later, baby's first words were: "Look, ma! I want to cut you in on the take, but you gotta help me be sure you won't squeal when the feds come around."
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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