I feel like this misrepresents the chaos gods, except maybe Tzeentch.
Khorne: Drown your depression in HATE!
Nurgle: That's just how some people are, you'll learn to live with it. (Unstated, "Because I'll give you no choice.")
Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.
Nurgle: That’s just how some people are, you’ll learn to live with it. (Unstated, “Because I’ll give you no choice.”)
But people love their Papa Nurgle, because he cares*
*caring includes being inflicted with the most horrific diseases imaginable, and some unimaginable
Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.
I mean, Slaanesh does say here "There are many pleasures waiting for you to experience."
I feel like Khorne is the weakest one here.
Interesting, I think it's the most accurate. He'd just follow up with "unless you let it win."
How can the emperor be so smart, brilliant, etc… and so obviously terrible in all the soft skills needed to actually enact all his genius plans?
He's a STEM major
Fuckin ouch. Too close to the truth.
The Emperor of mankind is autistic. It really was the next step in evolution.
OP this is clearly some heresy. The Emperor ask his fellow men to rise above their base desires and embrace the highest virtues, while the gods of chaos only seek to bring you to down to their level.
This is heresy. Stop this chaos propaganda and repent.
No.
I'm of the thought that Slaanesh would encourage you to indulge and dive deep into your depression. You'd begin to find comfort in avoiding anything that worsens the accompanying anxiety until one day you find something that lets you avoid it all and even feels good in ever increasing excess. Eventually all that matters is your quest to get more of that something leaving behind a wake of chaos as you leave your job and destroy your family, community, and yourself.
I didn't know you degenerates had anime wifu chaos gods too.
Not Big E the wrestler I presume?
"Just man up" doesn't work in the long run at all. You will die to a heretic before you realize it though.
No one has ever accused Jimmy Space of being a good dad.
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