Kris Kringle that's morbidly single?
Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?
Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?
Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?
WIN
Gnome with no bone?
Dilf on a disk?
Win the Election with no erection.
A Spright with a bud Light.
Santa drinking a Fanta.
Yo, is this in Historical Ellicott City?
A Bear in a lair.
These are all good. gotta up my game.
Thor in a store?
Shirt, shoes and serviced on your surface.
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