"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
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Don't date robots!
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
PaZuZu
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
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"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate
A week WOULD be a little much…
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
Stop exploding, you cowards!
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
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"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
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