You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
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Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
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To shreds, you say?
I'm 40% Futurama references
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Some folks call me Orange Joe
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
You guys like swarms of things, right?
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Good news everyone!
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
To shreds, you say‽
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
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Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
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