He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn't want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Holy fuck, what a racket.

Scots are so precious.

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

That album fucks. Casiopea is S tier.

Hey, check it out, poop guy's in town!

Fucking Pearl Jam. I thought that was beans on a piece of toast.

You might be extra gay.

I'm sorry, Jon.

Be a lot cooler if they did.

Former individual is just the politically correct way to say dead guy.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.