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NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.
HYA! HUH! HA!
YOU SPOONY BARD!
MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
YMMEL!?
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
SILOS NEEDED
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
SHAKE IT, BABY!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
BYE BYE, DUDE!
THE BOXER AND THE MATADOR, WHAT ARE THEY GUARDING?
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.
YOUR HOPE ENDS HERE! AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT!
IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE IT TO KNOW THAT IT'S SHIT
IโM JUST WAITING FOR MY SISTER
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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