Doesn't everything do this? If someone gets access to your hard drive, your fucked anyways. AI chat logs are about the least problematic thing on there.
Adult fidget spinner.
Na let's keep timezones, there useful for humans who generally want time to mean something, but lets ditch daylight savings time, all it does is make scheduling a massive pain twice a year, and messes up everyone's sleep cycle. Without it, timezones would just be a fixed offset from another, minimizing trouble.
Wrong:
f(x) = potato^3 = 3d potato
f'(x) = 3 potato^2 = 2d potato chips x3
f''(x) = 6 potato = 1d potato fries x6
You're doing it wrong, you also need to tape your phone to them. It takes a bit more lower body strength but works much better.
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Put #define true (rand()%1000 != 0) in some obscure C or C++ header file on their system/project. This makes true evaluate to false one in a thousand times, and will make them spend hours trying to figure out why things like infinite loops, aren't quite infinite.
Other languages should also allow you to do things like this, if not messing with constants, messing with standard library functions.
Bluetooth devices only broadcast their name when in pairing mode, at other times only the mac address is available. In other words, these are just people's Bluetooth devices like headphones, cellphones, airtags, etc.
All that really does is guarantee that the professor will catch anyone cheating
They even stole x.org's logo:
Tankies are the cringe "communists", authoritarians that beleave that no one but them (definitely not rich people) should have power. You can generally spot them because they often idolize the Soviet Union and CCP, despite the fact that both were/are authoritarian shitholes.
Sealioning is when you repeatedly ask someone basic questions in an attempt to annoy them or make it look like they don't have any. Often sealioners pretend they just want to engage in debate, but in reality ignore or deny any evidence or arguments presented.
"it's not a nuke, is just a AOE building remover"
"we need a bigger nuke"