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[-] Menjoo@lemmy.world 109 points 5 months ago

Welcome to Five Guys!

[-] user224 76 points 5 months ago

Pentacock

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

Cocktopus

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 5 months ago

That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken

[-] Boxscape 36 points 5 months ago

starprick

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago

Your mom's fidget spinner.

[-] tacofox@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 months ago

Moby's Dicks

[-] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 5 months ago

So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

It's a five star porn-hub

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 months ago

Organic free range dildo star before harvest

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

5 player co-op

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

The cocktail starfish

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"No, this is Patrick"

[-] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 15 points 5 months ago

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 5 months ago

Patrick PornStar

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Five girls one star

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

Patrick and his five brothers.

[-] xploit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie

[-] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Pentapenis

[-] oji@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

StarDict

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

PENVS

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

[-] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

That's a penisea star

[-] LinusSexTips@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Ass to ass!

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Your partner will finally be pleased!

[-] supercargo@r.nf 5 points 5 months ago

Fivehead.

[-] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Mr. Stealyourgirl

[-] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago

[-] set_secret@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Starfucker

[-] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

It ain't gonna sucker itself.

[-] Ravi@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago

Patdick Star

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

But I don't wanna pat the dicks

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The penis wheel

[-] derbolle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The Seanis

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Dickstar

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

[-] xuxxun@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.

[-] mystik@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Paige, no, no, no, no, no!

[-] credo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

A growing star.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Gatling penis

[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Falustarfish

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

"I give this orgy 5 stars!"

[-] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

Adult fidget spinner.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago

Boner's star.

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