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"Identified?" I think "claimed" would be a better word choice.

To be fair, Duke doesn't seem to be much of a reader.

Sometimes he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces!

The media is the mouthpiece of the owner class. So they'll say he's evil and killed a wonderful, caring person and none of us dregs at the bottom should get any ideas that it's okay or justified that he did it.

Gul Dukat did nothing wrong!

Half of all people are below the median.

Disposing of murder weapons.

Wario definitely would, for the reward, but Waluigi's practically a blank slate. Poor guy's never been given a personality.

I was able to find this via the Wayback Machine. Not much, but something.

On a physical level they sure are. Having obscene wealth means you want for nothing in that regard. Mentally it's another matter. Money only buys happiness to a certain point - you don't even need a million a year to reach maximum happiness. Anything over that doesn't make things any better.

Suspicion. Maybe they're perfectly legit.