First find out which creature poops in the shape of apples, Then work back from there ofcourse. I’m Glad I came to Lemmy to increase the wisdom intelligence here with you all.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So, in german the word for horse poop is "Pferdeäpfel" ("horse-apples"), so going by your method, apples poop in the shape of horses. Thanks, TIL!

[–] supermurs@suppo.fi 3 points 2 years ago

This is interesting!

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 2 points 2 years ago

ok but where’s the apple’s butthole

[–] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Papa ich will nen Apfel.

Wie wäre es mit einem Pferdeafpel? XDDDDD

Translation:

Dad I want an apple

How about a horse apple? XDDDD

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Figured this should be required reading

[–] entropicshart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But do they poop once in three days?

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Except /u/mizu

[–] kratoz29@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Not everybody it seems.

[–] mykl@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

And to think we were all here for this glorious day. What a story to tell our children.

[–] mershed_perderders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

...eventually...

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

TIL apples can poop