A male penis was never meant to be inserted into the anus? Is a female penis OK to stick there then?
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2023
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If you ever had a girl with a big clit, you know the answer is yes.
That sounds like a super niche kink tbh. Does it have to be naturally big or is enhancement with hormones or suction okay?
Listen honey, I frequently check the reddit dontputyourdickinthat sub, and if something ain't listed there, you better believe I'm putting my dick in it. BTW I'm posting you there.
Well your username is certainly fitting.
Exactly. Humankind has put their dicks in all sorts of places they should never have gone into. An anus is the least of our problems
Not really in the problem category mate.
Poor wording in my behalf, but I agree
I see it as more of... a solution
I didnโt realize lesbians fuck each other in the ass.
Wait until she finds out some straight people have anal sex, some gay people are asexual, and you donโt need a penis is have anal sex. That, along with lesbians and bisexual people existing, is really going to ruin her day.
Someone really doesn't like anal and is starting a one person disinformation campaign so she doesn't have to let her boyfriend big him shove the shit up to her eyeballs again.
a male penis? as opposed to a female penis?
Super homophobic, but very pro trans rights
She's making an exception due to the exquisite mouthfeel.
Weโre you born or a were you a bowel movement?
Why did God make it feels so good then?
To test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!
Next question.
I'm not sure what resting my faith is, but I think I've been doing it since my 20s.
Testing. Spelling error.
I never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.
Because of mysterious ways.
Next question.
As I recall, the deal is that you're disconnecting yourself from God; going it alone. And that is your right as a free being, which God respectsโฆbut Satan doesn't, and promptly nabs your soul once it's separated from your body and available for nabbing.
Yeah she's yucking our yum.
It's goddamn amazing and I can never get enough of it.
Who?
Gawd
Imaginary characters don't do anything.
Edgy.
Yeah that was pretty Edgy, @full_on_rapist
If you consider references to popular mainstream television shows edgy.
I think if you asked someone like this to research this topic they'd probably think you were just asking them to watch something indecent.