Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

He can’t even.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought he was a premium contractor that only did prime jobs

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He would've done job #2 then.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And not #1

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

#2

#1

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[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, you can cross those off and call it even.