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If you wouldn't fuck a clone of yourself, how can you expect anyone else to want to fuck you? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But that would be both a weird kind of incest and gay. I'm not into incest and km not gay either.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it incest if it's an identical copy of yourself though? Like it's not a relative. It's more like jerking off with extra steps.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The moment there is a copy of myself he is an individual sharing my DNA. He isn't me. He's essentially an identical twin, so it would be incest.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Identical twins aren't actually identical on a molecular level though. So how many misplaced molecules are allowed before it becomes incest?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My copy wouldn't be identical down to the molecular level in the first place. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

And even if it would, that copy would still be an identical twin. Just an incredibly identical one.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 months ago

Not even a little ?

[–] SJ0@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/jgad4u6m9MI

Relevant.

Shame Shaffer the Darklord ended up being a New Yorker in the media.

[–] Federal_Zombie_9456@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same sex or opposite sex?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same

[–] Federal_Zombie_9456@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So incestuous masturbation.

[–] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't masturbation technically fucking yourself?

But to answer your question I would absolutely fuck my clone. He's a good looking dude.