"can i get your number?"
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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Sister communities
- !tenforward@lemmy.world : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
- !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world : Linux themed memes
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"Whatever you say (Insert first obvious thing you notice about their appearance)"
Dude is going to be wondering for weeks whats wrong with his eyebrows. Nothing, absolutely nothing. But you saw his eyebrows...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
L'esprit de l'escalier or l'esprit d'escalier ... 'staircase wit' is a French term used in English for the predicament of thinking of the perfect reply too late.
Jerk store!
"I just went there, but they were all out of you!"
I am rubber, you are glue