I don't know if this website has already been posted here, but I love it so much. I've spent hours reading the reviews and the fights in the comments, everything about this is pure gold.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's such bullshit. Everyone knows that the pink lady is the perfect apple, and anyone saying otherwise is a jackass braying into the wind, and should be muzzled in a dark cave where nobody need ever suffer their inanity again.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ew.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

See, there's always that one guy that's going to mess with the right thinking individuals ;)

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Honeycrisp is near the top, as it should be.

Now what are these "SweeTango" apples that beat my beloved Honeycrisp by two points? I'll have to seek one out...

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is any of this real? I was genuinely interested, but it seems like this is just a comedy bit?

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

It's as real as real gets. A comedian can still be an apple connoisseur

[–] rothaine@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Macoun may not be new and hip, but it's a solid, classic apple that deserves a higher score.

[–] entropicdrift 2 points 2 months ago

This website got me into SweeTango apples and they are amazing for their crunch.