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Linus Q&A (programming.dev)
submitted 2 months ago by whats_all_this_then@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 57 points 2 months ago

πŸ–•Nvidia

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Is that the guy from Star Trak?

[–] GenderNeutralBro 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, his name is Headmaster Gandalf.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok then, who’s the other guy?

[–] Jkosmonaut@infosec.pub 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

His name is Linus Tech Tips

[–] msage@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Fuck, this actually hurts

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

How can I downvote you multiple times?

[–] ijhoo@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gaius baltar

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Biggus Dickus

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Schwanzus Longus (this is the German Version)

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And what about his wife? Incontinenta Buttocks?

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 0 points 2 months ago

πŸ’ƒ

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's Richard Stallman. He made FreeBSD which is a distro of Linux.

[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Um, acksually, what you're referring to as Linux is in fact....

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A derivative of Minix.

Or at least that's what Microsoft's lawyers said.

[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's actually kinda wholesome that Harvard Law lets you minor in clowning 🀑

[–] synapse3252@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Yale law too

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Almost as good as HURD

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Linus Ballman. Chief Luniks Officer at Amazon.

[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yup, that's John Trak, the lead in Star Trak

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Wow, is he related to John Cartrak?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

no I think that's Thor from the marvel movie
/s

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I think he's the Fourth Physician.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

That's like John Carmack's talks. He goes on and on, but that's why I'm here.

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 4 points 2 months ago

Blond hair
Red shirt

Hello, Tom Scott...?