... proceeds to run off at high speed, get their foot caught in a small pothole, causing them to break their ankle and leg, then tumble across the ground at 35 mph, breaking half of the bones in their body.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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That doesn’t make sense. There was no catalytic event to start the reflex process. I think the horse guy is using a reflex as an excuse