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[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 81 points 11 months ago

I am native American and I have done exactly one rain dance in my life.

I was living in Texas at the time and I heard it was going to rain a little and being a dumb teenager I told my friends, "Hey check it out I'm going to do a rain dance" and I hooped around for a minute and called it quits.

So rather embarrassed but you know sometimes you just do shit to do shit whatever.

I figured what the hell, maybe they haven't seen the weather, maybe they'll think that I'm magic or something for just a moment.

It was the worst hail storm that town had had in 20 years.

Cars were dented, roofs were damaged, there were flash floods, nobody died that I'm aware of but there was a lot of property damage and I don't feel specifically responsible for it, but I do feel like it's more than a coincidence, like I pissed off some of my ancestors by doing that shit and I haven't done it since.

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 18 points 11 months ago
[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

I might try it if there's a drought just for the heck of it

[-] potatoforyourthoughts@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Worst drought on record here. Can you do a remote dance?

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

Something tells me it doesn't work that way...

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Fuck it, can you bring the apocalypse so we can get it over with?

[-] flucksy_bango@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do it again...

😈

[-] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 months ago

The joke here is that "rain" rhymes with "egg-beater".

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is a much better joke, thanks

[-] CAVOK@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Not a native English speaker, what am I looking at? I thought"whisks" but that didn't make much sense either.

[-] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

Nothing, I'm just mocking those comics because they are often not really funny.

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I can imagine Gary thinking "what can I actually draw instead of raindrops? Eggbeaters! Yeah that'll work!"

[-] GTG3000@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

A whisk-y rain?

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