this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Just wait... He's working on a deal with pizza rat.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, you won't be able to afford to live there much longer, so the mice there won't be a problem.

[–] Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"The U.S. will take over Freshparsnip's apartment, and we will do a job with it, too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unsnapped mousetraps and other pest control devices at the apartment, level the apartment, and get rid of the destroyed furniture/appliances/structures. Level it out, create economic development that will supply unlimited numbers of jobs and housing for the mice of the area. Do a real job, do something different. Just can't go back, it's going to end up the same way Freshparsnip has had it for years."

..So uh, I guess you are being relocated. Negotiations currently underway to determine which neighbor is forced to take you in.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dunno if by accident or on purpose but Untied States is a better play on words than calling it the Divided States of Embarrassment.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

E pluribus anum

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago

Pager bombs.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

HIMARS, definitely HIMARS.