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[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jesus, my heart dropped for a second because this legitimately seems like something this admin would/will do.

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard it was a magical place…

[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.

Wait. Nope, sorry- I'm thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren't allowed to leave the country as they are now property.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago

Same friend, same. I ate it hard at first.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

No wonder Duo got killed by a swatzicar…

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

With current Murican administration, The Onion wipes out the line between fiction and reality.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stop with this kind of headline your making me panic about this shit more than it already is panic inducing!!!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Joking about this stuff just isn't funny anymore.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our planet is in a sad state when a headline like this could actually be real and the author of it needs to be commended for making the observation in such an effective way.

[–] PunkiBas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Shit, With this sad state of affairs I'd happily be surprised If it doesn't end up being one of those 'the onion was right" articles...

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

I'll see that green owl in Hell, I will!

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago
[–] lemmeegetupinthere@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I genuenly can't tell if this is real or not? If this is real this is some serious brainwashing.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

Look at rhe community name.