To calm himself from the meltdown, I suggest he ups his dose of ketamine and then pisses blood.
Alternatively, self-immolation is always an option, and ethically correct in his situation.
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Good, strip his US citizenship and send his worthless back to South Africa.
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were doing something right if hes melting down.
Epstein we know you are linked with EPSTEIN you have been in a photo with Miss kungfu coordinator and epstein. his projection against pedophelia and transgendered people is very telling.
The invisible bitch slap of the market strikes again! 🧐
Over the weekend, he shared clip from a Tesla fan account of the prototype for the Cybercab, a two-seater robotaxi the company will allegedly be making by 2026.
It is so accurate they qualified this with "allegedly" in this sentence.
Schadenfreude intensifies
Suck it Elon!
Ah, the invisible hand of the market, correcting over-inflated prices.
Maybe more ketamine will help.
I mean they have shit QC, and their competition is fierce. The Cybertruck failed entirely as a product. That stock was overvalued for a long time. It was only high based on Musk. So it only stands to reason that it would fall based on him as well.
I hope it goes to zero
It's purpose was to trigger the other carmakers to sell BEVs. It has outlived its usefulness.
Today so many good news
He lost $23 billion from Tesla and $23 billion from tweeting about Carlos Slim
Has anyone told him about the pulling of bootstraps? I feel that if he really, realllly pulled then he could make that 46 bill back by the end of the week!
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Trump just f***ed Tesla. It had some coolness left in the brand but Truml just removed that on the White House lawn.
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Somehow I’m not feeling bad
What are the odds he had someone torch a few cars just so he could try involving militia, etc?
The old "look look antifa!"
Good 👍
Tesla is crumbling for sure.
Maybe he should do more Nazi salutes.
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Republicans thought government employees needing to divest was just to keep them from making money..
They never realized the reason high ranking government officials shouldn't be invested in private companies like this, is people will fuck your private company up when you do things people don't like.
Not to mention that once federal employees found out Tesla was in our main index, lots of people pulled their retirement out of stocks and put it in the "safe" index. Even if you don't care about Musk and Tesla, when it's obvious the market is gonna crash, people pull their funds.
Shooting yourself in the head in a bunker speedrun GO!
idk, maybe he should try doing his salute again or step his DOGE policies up a notch, that might save whats left.
Mark my words: Elon will regress intellectually over the next ten years, to the point where his brain will be like that of a child.
So, how exactly is that different than what it currently is?
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linked critics to Jeffrey Epstein.
If you're against me, you're a pedo!