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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823
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solarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
It's a decent dadjoke unless the audience doesn't know what fast fashion is.
This is the type of shit I came to lemmy for :)))
I've only been working as a programmer for 2 weeks but I'm already broken... took me a while to figure out how that's standup
I love this one so much
if cavepeople had stand up we'd be extinct long befor the ice age