Please provide proof that you are not handyc.
~ Mrs. Edna Edison, Admin
look it says her eon my id card.
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i want to speak to the sysop.
The sysop is out to brunch and I can only accept proofs of identity through the telex fax printer or the 2600 baud disk modem.
~ Mrs. Edna Edison, Web 2.0 Master
very kind of you to bribe the sysop like that. maybe i'll try that next time.
But then what are you? A thing that uses. What is that? A thing that doubts, understands, affirms, denies, wills, refuses, and that also whines and complains and is not handyc.
ask not what but why i am. i am user and how does user if computer was reboot?
Trouble ticket closed
The ticket may be closed but my trouble is still open as uinfo handyc still returns something other than a blank line. Not only is handyc impostering me but also the famous DJ Andy C.
sigh...
alias uinfo='echo ""'
nice try hacker!
i am spartacus
hi spratacus, i am not handyc
I'm moving this issue over to handyc to handle
handyc will just delet me!!
hobbsc
hobbyc
honbyc
hondyc
handyc
You think this is a game to me?
Delete your username or start paying me some royalties. And also get a different haircut.
I hadn't considered it previously but perhaps hobbyc is the real baddie 🤔
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