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Sovcit wants to know something that is totally batshit insane. (lemmy.world)
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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“I was thrown in jail for contempt of court twice”

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that a high bar?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The impression I get from watching SovCits in court is that it’s really hard to do by accident and really easy to do by acting a fool.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Judges will accept A LOT of shit from civilians, and little from attorneys. The average person knows very little about real court, just TV/Movie fake courts, but the attorneys should know better.

If anything, they give way too much leeway for the sovcit shitheads that just enables their bullshit to fester and continue. But once someone does pass that Judge's tolerance point, there is usually very little leniency.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What in the Ark of the Covenant?

[–] BlueSquid0741 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Has anyone heard that of you open the ark of the covenant; pikachu comes out and electrocutes you?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 2 months ago

Yes. It happened to me. I am dead now.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

PIKA!

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

So closing my eyes doesn't work?

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This reads like something that Chat GPT would output, were it designed to always output the least likely word each time rather than the most likely.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 19 points 2 months ago

How true is this? Not at all.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago

It’s like some demented court stenographer’s horror fanfic.

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I got drunk at the bar and passed out.

Does that count?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

Can someone enlighten one that is unfamiliar with legal procedure in the USA what is being discussed here?