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I am a potato (lemmy.world)
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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Think of all the great things you can do with a potato! So much potential.

[–] AizawaC47@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It always was a perplexing issue, and I will never understand it. Like do you know that I am fully fledged nihilistic?

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Survival in numbers. Stupid monkey brain firmware. I hear the devs are making progress, but it's slow going. Rumor has it they've brought in a third party to help speed things up. But talks got heated one of these other guys suggested glue in pizza a good idea.

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

I too appreciate this potato.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

People don't even enjoy me and I don't enjoy them, declining invitations is so annoying, I just wanna be home alone

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

When they invite you out, invite them down into your basement so they can watch you game online for 12 hours and crush a dirty 30 pack of cold beers.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I don't need an audience for that, messes with my performance

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

I want that. Where can I get it?