He literally voted for this
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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On a video call, her black curls hang askew. She wears a tan uniform, reflecting her lack of criminal record.
They're even dressed based on status...
I wonder if they have pink uniforms for the LGBT prisoners?
Only in Arizona. (Though they were for everyone and thankfully Tent City was closed.)
Yes that was pink uniforms and Bibles for all the men because sheriff Arpaio liked to shame prisoners and ask for citizenship papers from anyone that was guilty of being Hispanic in Arizona.
Damn that leopard must be bursting at the seams with faces at this point.
Leopard fashion has moved away from belts to suspenders but elastic waistbands aren't far away.
This is the definition of leopards eating faces.
He got what he voted for.
Overweight leopard dies after feasting for months straight! More at 7.
Oh, poor leopard.
He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.
They were returning from their honeymoon.
ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.