this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a shame that this is fake gay

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Knew it was fake as soon as it started with >Go Outside

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[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 48 points 1 week ago

Life in a walkable city

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 week ago

Perhaps outside is so nice because all the haters are locked inside 4chan doing that annoying fucking captchca over and over.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is 100% true 50% of the time

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

so 12,5% chance of this being the case? still not bad

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

i gotta know where this guy lives because that sounds awesome

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[–] spaffel@spaffel.social 28 points 1 week ago

It’s true

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

✅ Fake

✅ Gay

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So "outside" is real? I don't understand. Can someone give me a download like or something?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I dunno but am I crazy or is that onigumo?

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[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (14 children)

The issue is not that we anons are fat. The issue is our personality. That is why we do not have qt3.14gf.

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