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submitted 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by iii@mander.xyz to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

This dice defines your luck in life, and is rolled by your god of choice at every important event: roll a (0) you fail miserably, (6) you succeed briliantly, (4) you pass, barely.

Would you rather have:
A: a 000666 dice?
B: a 111555 dice?
C: a 222444 dice?
D: a 333333 dice?

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[โ€“] Didros@beehaw.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Considering barely passing is at 4, the 333333 die has no appeal. I would go with 000666 because it's a 50/50 to kick ass the most possible.

Would still rather the standard 123456 of everyday life (lol more like 500001)

[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

That's four choices, let me go roll my D4

[โ€“] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 hours ago

It's important that you know: the singular of "dice" is "die".

[โ€“] WanderingShadow@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

A. the 000666 dice.

Failure is capped at rock bottom, whereas the possibilities for success are infinite, so the brilliant success should outweight the miserable failure.

I assume this is the dice for people like Trump. Fail miserably and get convicted in your court case, then get elected president of the united states anyway.

[โ€“] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

(4) you pass, barely

That implies that 1, 2, and 3 are all failing (perhaps with different degrees of embarrassment). If all failure is equivalent in practice, you might as well maximize the non-failing outcomes and go with A.

[โ€“] iii@mander.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

(perhaps with different degrees of embarrassment)

Exactly. Roll a (0) you're paralysed for life, roll a (3) you break an ankle, roll a (6) you perfectly execute the salto on your first try.

[โ€“] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

That seems pretty arbitrary

0-2 would indicate negative, 0 being extremely bad and life changing and 2 pretty bad (worse than broken bones)

3 which should be neutral is broken bones

4-6 indicates success, but 4 seems to be just barely passing (e.g. landing it but with a fumble and falling) which doesnt seem to balance out a broken bone for 3 or something worse at 2

[โ€“] iii@mander.xyz 0 points 6 hours ago

That seems pretty arbitrary

Would you say it's random?