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Tech CEO's response to burning Teslas includes plans to "optimize" firefighting industry out of existence

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[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Given that Musk seems hell-bent on becoming the villain from every piece of science fiction ever, I kind of expect him to keep fire departments around but have them start fires.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Very handy for book burnings.

[–] ZJBlank@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Literally Fahrenheit 451

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

keep fire departments around but have them start fires.

Ah, so it's the 1930s again.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm still shocked at how america is being taken apart and taken down by a white supremacist south african. Maybe their power wasn't so super after all.

[–] obviouspornalt@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, the preferred nomenclature is 'African-Amercan'

[–] biznachio@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Yes—say and do things that are going to make you more unpopular.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

only clue that this is satire

Meanwhile, Tesla's stock surged 17% on news that Musk had threatened to send all arsonists to Mars as "unwitting beta testers for our oxygen deprivation experiments."

Tesla's stock did not go up 17%.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I just ate the onion.

[–] anomoly_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I definitely did on this one and it's a good reminder that I'm amplifying my echo chamber by getting lazy and only looking at headlines.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Oh man, he's going to pull a Crassus. I hope he ends the exact same way too, nothing would be more fitting.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Elon just wants to get back to the traditional roots of firefighting.

Private companies standing around and watching buildings burn, until the owner comes out and pays them.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Weird thing to want when people are setting your businesses on fire.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was he on drugs when he posted? It’s a pretty bizarre read.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't know if it's drugs or trying to be funny or both

Godamn this is borderline believable.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The same fire department preventing his shitty cars from burning down entire cities?

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Aren’t the fire departments the one “saving” his burning show rooms? I mean if you wanna let them all burn down without being stopped by all means 👐🏼