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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] nyamlae@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No, this isn't logical at all. Even queer people have unsatisfying hookups for various reasons.

Being queer isn't just about enjoying a certain type of sex, it's about being attracted to a certain type of person. If you're questioning being straight, presumably it's because you think some men are kind of attractive. Find a man like that, meet up with him, and see how things go.

Picking a guy on grindr and only describing him as "kinda feminine" isn't how you get to enjoyable sex. Where is the initial attraction that you'd feel if you're into men? The buildup of sexual tension that you'd feel if you're compatible? The discovery of how different types of sex acts feel? You need to go through these steps to actually find pleasure. I'm surprised that so many comments on this post don't seem to understand this.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The twist: OP was ace the whole time.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] emberinmoss@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I support your journey wherever it takes you.

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

That's the spirit.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I would argue your sexuality isn't necessarily something you already were when you were born and you have to figure out, i would say words like gay and straight are words to describe other what you desire and what you don't desire. If you're curious and haven't decided which words fit, just take more time and try more things. On the other hand, if you now figured something out you can now have words to describe what you do and do not want in life.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean... scientific method basically so yeah I guess

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's a butt.

Lots of guys just do oral if you're turned off by anal. I get it. I don't like getting someone's shit everywhere when I am messing around with a guy. If i do anal with someone i expect shit every time. Lots of towels put down and a mid act shower to clean up and get some rest before round 2.

Straight guys seem to idolize anal, but it's nothing special when gay dudes are an option for you. In the rare occasion a woman makes the mistake of sleeping with me I'd rather enjoy the fresh spring, not get into her swamp.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Kissing is a way better way to tell than fucking.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fake: Anon fucks a woman and decides he is gay

Gay: Anon fucks a man and decides he is not gay

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