Without timing, it's not comedy, it's just a cry for attention.

China grows about a third of the world’s tomatoes.

I don't know why you would cast doubt on this when we know China grows way more tomatoes than they can use, uses slaves, and those tomatoes are going SOMEWHERE. But that's not convincing because you are not certain about some of the horticultural details?? Like, it really sounds like you are looking for a reason not to believe the truth being thrust in your face.

Even today you have an uphill battle if you want to be dominant in the relationship but also get fucked up the ass.

sounds like someone with a lot of "prism" in their glasses

I love how stereography offers entirely new ways of separating the foreground and background. Something that looks like a mess in 2d pops into a comprehensible structure in 3d.

How do you know if someone abuses animals? Don't worry, they tell you, and tell you, and tell you, and tell you...

We're not talking about fake meat and other products designed to exploit people's stupidity and childish unwillingness to try new things. This article doesn't mention them once, that's entirely your own projection.

We're talking about FOOD. Try some sometime. Many or most of your favourite things to eat are vegan. You've been eating them all your life. You eat them at every meal. You like them when the word "vegan" isn't in your munted brain, you're just triggered.

They last for weeks when picked green and artificially ripened at the destination.

In Canada, we have codified and legally endorsed all that. Employers have an absurd amount of power over "migrant workers". Abuse is baked right into the system.

In the sense that a cat leaves you to die; he is crawling off to expire.

Well, after gay marriage was legalized, destroying all heterosexual relationships and forcing us all to take gay partners, this is the obvious next step in the leftist agenda.

There are some open source games that are purchasable on Steam but which are freely available elsewhere.