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[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love blue cheese. I'm picky as fuck but somehow love blue cheese. Just blue cheese and some fresh crusty bread... Mmm

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It's not blue cheese! It's mimonette, filled with bugs!

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Also see: Champagne

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

Either way, I'm allergic, so that checks out.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Mimolette is the cheese with bugs. (Well actually actually arachnids, but close enough)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

What you're looking for is called Cazu Marzu, and it's illegal to sell it in most of the only region of the world that actually makes the stuff.

[–] expr@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

Based on what I can find, they are microscopic mites. You also have microscopic mites all over your face that you probably ingest at some point or another... So it's really not that weird.

[–] xav@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

The bugs living on the cheese are called "artisons" in France. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fromage_aux_artisons?wprov=sfla1

[+] jerkface@lemmy.ca -9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's also horrific animal abuse. Actual atrocity.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I presume you know you're lying, that's why you named yourself jerkface

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No it isn't.

[+] jerkface@lemmy.ca -9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm so sorry, so deeply grieved to tell you, yes, it is. Please educate yourself. It's life and death for hundreds of millions of vulnerable individuals.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not taking a side in this, but I will point out saying "please educate yourself" while linking to a random YouTube video is pretty reminiscent of COVID deniers, antivaxers, and conspiracy theorists. YouTube isn't a respectable source and the statement itself has been poisoned when used in that way.

I'm not sure what would work for everyone of course, and some people won't be convinced either way, but linking to multiple varied sources, preferably trustworthy ones, may help your argument.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah no I'm not sitting through a 2 hour biased documentary over the stance of "cheese is ok actually".

[+] Botzo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

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[+] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world -11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blue cheese is intentionally inoculated with mold. Specifically penicillium mold that is perfectly safe to eat.

If a cheese "naturally" develops mold, there's a good chance it could be harmful, so don't eat that

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

It's honestly so good.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

There is mold in it!

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Even if it goes great with wings? Lol it looks like blue cheese to me.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah, this isn't even that bad, just a little harmless mold. It's not like this is the one filled with live wriggling maggots

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