The really sad part is that this sounds entirely plausible... I didn't even realize it was an Onion article until it said Trump had used the phrase "objective reality" which I'm sure is a phrase he wouldn't even understand much less use in a sentence lol
The Onion and other satire w/ layers
For posting satire from The Onion and other similar sources.
redundancy, but not for its own sake
woke media lies bigly
"Alternative facts" was a phrase used by U.S. Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway during a Meet the Press interview on January 22, 2017, in which she defended White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's false statement about the attendance numbers at Donald Trump's first inauguration as President of the United States. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_facts
It’s 9 years old, and it’s still just as relevant.
Hah, didn't even notice that it was just an old one re-pushed to their frontpage like 'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
I think he probably does, but I doubt he uses a word as big as “context”.
One too many syllables.