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Fingerprint reader swearing it never met you before, because your hands are too dry
(self.everyday_bingo)
Usually it's because my hands are too wet
Provocative!
They say you shouldn't use biometrics if you go to a protest because the cops can just use your hands to unlock your phone, but I have another solution:
Train the finger print on your toes or your forehead. They won't try to use those to unlock it 😏
Creative!