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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Joe Rogan identifies as a South Park character: offensive and two-dimensional

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan, king of dumbasses.

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

every conservative thought leader is a dumb persons idea of a smart person

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tsk. Maaaaannn... Smdh.

What's wrong with people

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

my first guess would be "a lot"

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

flame retardant.

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It’s still used today in valid contexts, e.g. in the automotive industry, “retard timings.” The only real slow or dense person seems to be Joe.

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