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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele

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[–] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

This isn't even satire, it's just a harsh opinion piece

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Bro is the onion just reporting news now?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago

Bro the onion is seriously running out of shit to mock with how ridiculous reality is

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Somebody on here I think got this right. They're making excuses because dude's already dead.

[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The Onion needs to try harder. I remember a time when their headlines were obviously fake. The best they can do now is headlines that are slightly unlikely.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I would have gone with, “Salvadoran President States Finders Are Keepers, Refuses to Return Wrongly Deported Man.”

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

The Onion never misses

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty soon the Onion, like the Daily Show, will become america's most trusted news source.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

It's scary just how real this sounds. Just goes to show how messed up our current reality is.